Where Is Jethro Gibbs When You Need Him?

I recently had the pleasure of flying to Africa on South African Airways, a carrier I have used before and find to be pretty satisfactory. Over the years I have travelled a great deal and have seen the inside of well over a thousand planes. There have been a few mishaps (CAPS October, 2012), but never anything like this trip.

I was on my way home after a short, three hour flight to Johannesburg (from West Africa), and had a six hour layover, before boarding my 16 hour flight to New York. Six hours is one of those strange time periods, not enough to leave the airport, but too long to sit in a lounge. I roamed Johannesburg interna